Notes:

• Shu sayer beddeneh? What's the world coming to?
• Min aam byehke: Look who's talking.
• Kaak (or a kaakeh) is a kind of rough bread that is hollow. You buy it off the street and the vendor stuffs it with spices and maybe some cheese for you. This is usually my breakfast.
• Elleh sayer: What's happening is ...
• Lamba: lamp, lightbulb. Calling a person that actually means they're the contrary of bright.
• Lek mwah: Not translateable, but do I really need to?